I guess he will learn someday

While I'm in the living room changing Gaga's diaper, Junior tells me he needs to go #2 as he hurries to the bathroom. A minute or two later, he comes out of the bathroom and asks me to wipe his bottom...

Me: Turn around please. (Junior turns around.) Why is your backside all wet?
Junior: I fell in the potty hole.
Me: (laughing) You fell in the potty hole?
Junior: Yes, somebody not put the seat down...maybe it was YOU!
Me: (still laughing) Sorry buddy, but Mommy does not go to the bathroom with the seat up. That was YOU!

I'm still laughing about it! The joys of a boy!